Though, honestly, I think any benefits are kind of out… weighed when most things can out run you. Though I bet the extra padding might help with skeleton arrow fire, so maybe it was something else. It’s kind of hard to outrun zombies when you’re full of two stacks of bread and honey and barely have to do anything but trade with librarians for Mending books. No wonder the fellas who built the jungle temples and desert pyramids died off.

I guess this is what redstone really does to you, folks. Their pumpkin pie farm, their villager slave labor powered potato, beet root, carrot, or bread farm, and honey farm are all fully self sufficient, and after only a few in-game days can produce more food than they’d ever need… or… oh… wow… Maybe early on Alex and Steve got off because of the physical strain of mining, but once a stockpile of diamonds are built up what are they to do but indulge in the ease brought by their creativity. The Fat Suite is a collection of custom player models made for a Minecraft mod called Customizable Player Models (fitting name) made by your’s truly that will truly make Alex and Steve’s hips finally suffer the wrath of their dietary choices. Wait… where’s the exit? Why are you holding a gun?! Wha- what are you doing!? G-go away! Stop! Help! HEELP! HEEeEeLP!!!” - You “Oh god, what is this crock of shit? What have I gotten myself into?. …It is I, Stranger, The Minecraft Guy™ and welcome, to Minecraft: The Fat Suite! (Ok, that was pretty bad I promise I’ll never do that again.

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